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+title: About
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+# About
+
+If you are reading this, I am very sorry to inform you that you have discovered
+my personal webbed site.  Me being Felix, that is.  My hobbies are mashing
+keyboards to make computers do stuff in a buggy way, watch anime for 14 hours
+straight, and similar things that contribute absolutely nothing to society.
+The usual stuff, basically.
+
+## Sauce
+
+If you want to study the source code for this webbed site or any other project
+of mine, you should seek professional help immediately.  If you have done so and
+still haven't changed your mind, you may visit my
+[Gitea page](https://git.fef.moe/fef) or clone the source for this site
+directly:
+
+```
+git clone https://git.fef.moe/fef/blog.git
+```
+
+## Privacy Policy
+
+This site does not use any Cookies, JavaScript, or external Content Delivery
+Networks whatsoever.  The only data collected about your visit is:
+
+- The time of your visit
+- Your request URL
+- Your IP address
+- Your user agent
+
+This data is deleted automatically after 14 days.  I, the operator of this site,
+have legitimate interest as per the General Data Protection Regulation of the
+European Union in order to identify and act against potential attacks against
+the site's infrastructure.
+
+## Font Credits
+
+### OleoScript
+
+Copyright (c) 2012, Soytutype (contact@soytutype.com.ar|soytutype@gmail.com),
+with Reserved Font Name "Oleo Script"
+
+This Font Software is licensed under the SIL Open Font License, Version 1.1.
+<http://scripts.sil.org/OFL>
+