# `/dev/keymash`

Finally, it is here: The gay keymash device driver!
It provides an endless supply of lowercase characters from the
QWERTY home row in a cryptographically secure random order¹.

¹ **Do not** actually use this as a source for randomness, at least not for crypto purposes.

## IMPORTANT!

The license already disclaims any warranty, but i would like to make
it crystal clear that i literally have no idea how to use a computer.
Assume this module will completely brick your system.

## Building

You only need the linux headers for your current kernel in `/lib/modules/$(uname -r)/build`.
If you install the `linux-headers` package (or something with similar name), you should be good.
Just type

```
make
sudo insmod keymash.ko
```

to compile and load the module.
If you have DKMS, you can also use that:

```
sudo dkms install .
sudo modprobe keymash
```

Loading the module will create the file `/dev/keymash`, which you can use for all sorts of stuff:

```sh
# print a keymash to the console
head -c20 /dev/keymash

# wipe your root partition and leave a message for the FBI
# (this won't ask for confirmation, don't do this)
sudo dd if=/dev/keymash of=$(mount | grep '/ ' | cut -d ' ' -f 1) bs=1M

# react to your girlfriend calling you cute
cat /dev/keymash | nc gay.wife 1337
```

## License

Copyright (C) fef <owo@fef.moe>

This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License version 2 as
published by the Free Software Foundation.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
GNU General Public License for more details.

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along
with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA.