# `/dev/keymash` Finally, it is here: The gay keymash device driver! It provides an endless supply of lowercase characters from the QWERTY home row in a cryptographically secure random order. ## IMPORTANT! The license already disclaims any warranty, but i would like to make it crystal clear that i literally have no idea how to use a computer. Assume this module will completely brick your system. ## Building You only need the linux headers for your current kernel in `/lib/modules/$(uname -r)/build`. If you install the `linux-headers` package (or something with similar name), you should be good. Just type ``` make sudo insmod keymash.ko ``` to compile and load the module. If you have DKMS, you can also use that: ``` sudo dkms install . sudo modprobe keymash ``` Loading the module will create the file `/dev/keymash`, which you can use for all sorts of stuff: ```sh # print a keymash to the console head -c20 /dev/keymash # wipe your root partition and leave a message for the FBI # (this won't ask for confirmation, don't do this) sudo dd if=/dev/keymash of=$(mount | grep '/ ' | cut -d ' ' -f 1) bs=1M # react to your girlfriend calling you cute cat /dev/keymash | nc gay.wife 1337 ``` ## License Copyright (C) fef This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License version 2 as published by the Free Software Foundation. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA.