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   <section>
     <title>Introduction</title>
 
-    <p>The second quarter of 2016.</p>
+    <p>Now available: the 2016Q2 model of the &os; Project Status
+      Report!</p>
 
-    <p>&mdash;Insert name here</p>
+    <p>This quarter brings several exciting improvements over previous
+      models.  We have enhancements from different teams, new features
+      like robust mutexes and support for full disk encryption with
+      GELI.  You'll find expanded graphics support, both at the chipset
+      and window manager levels, and ongoing development in many pending
+      features.</p>
+
+    <p>Perhaps most exciting, under the hood you'll find a brand-new
+      Core Team.</p>
+
+    <p>Don't wait.  Take &os; for a spin today.</p>
+
+    <p>&mdash;Michael W. Lucas</p>
 
     <p><hr /></p>