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   <section>
     <title>Introduction</title>
 
-    <p><strong>This is a draft of the January&ndash;March 2016
-      status report.  Please check back after it is finalized, and
-      an announcement email is sent to the &os;-Announce mailing
-      list.</strong></p>
+    <p>The first quarter of 2016 showed that FreeBSD retains a strong
+	sense of ipseity.  Improvements were pervasive, lending
+	credence to the concept of meliorism.</p>
 
-    <?ignore
-    <p>This report covers &os;-related projects between January and
-      March 2016.  This is the first of four reports planned for
-      2016.</p>
+    <p>Panegyrics are relatively scarce, but not for lack of need.
+      Perhaps this missive might serve that function in some
+      infinitesimal way.</p>
 
-    <p>The first quarter of 2016 was another productive quarter for
-      the &os; project and community.  [...]</p>
+    <p>There was propagation, reformation, randomization,
+      accumulation, emulation, transmogrification, debuggenation, and
+      metaphrasal during this quarter.</p>
 
-    <p>Thanks to all the reporters for the excellent work!</p>
+    <p>In the financioartistic arena, pork snout futures narrowly
+      edged out pointilism, while parietal art remained fixed.</p>
 
-    <p>The deadline for submissions covering the period from April
-      to June 2016 is July 7, 2016.</p>
-    ?>
+    <p>In all, a discomfiture of abundance.  View the rubrics below,
+      and marvel at their profusion and magnitude!  Marvel!</p>
+
+    <p>&mdash;Warren Block</p>
+
+    <p><hr /></p>
+
+    <p>Please submit status reports for the second quarter of 2016 by
+      July 7.  A thesaurus will be provided for submitters who do not
+      have one of their own.  We will need them back afterwards,
+      preferably with no new teeth marks on the covers.  Thank
+      you!</p>
   </section>
 
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