add official contact emails

about.md

@@ -6,10 +6,12 @@ permalink: /about/
 
 # About
 
-If you are reading this, I am very sorry to inform you that you have discovered
-my personal webbed site.  My hobbies are mashing keyboards to make computers do
-stuff in a buggy way, watch anime for 14 hours straight, and similar things that
-contribute absolutely nothing to society.
+Hi, i'm Fefie (pronouns: they/it), and if you are reading this i am very sorry to inform you that
+you have stumbled upon my personal webbed site.  But since you're already here, i might as well tell
+you something about myself.  My hobbies are mashing keyboards until my computer does something that
+resembles what i want it to do in a buggy way, watch anime for 14 hours straight while feeling
+guilty about not being productive, being exhausted from having to deal with this living nightmare
+called capitalism, and similar things that contribute absolutelty nothing to society.
 
 ## Contact
 
@@ -20,6 +22,14 @@ Copy-pasteable gpg command to import my public key if you're in a hurry:
 curl https://fef.moe/pgp.txt | gpg --import
 ```
 
+If you mean official business and expect a serious answer, chances are you should fuck off.
+Or use one of the following emails, depending on your respective topic.
+
+- Website and DMCA takedowns: <webmaster@fef.moe>
+- Email: <postmaster@fef.moe>
+- DNS: <dnsmaster@fef.moe>
+- Anything else: <admin@fef.moe>
+
 ## Sauce
 
 If you want to study the source code for this webbed site or any other project