/dev/keymash

Finally, it is here: The gay keymash device driver! It provides an endless supply of lowercase characters from the QWERTY home row in a cryptographically secure random order.

Building

You only need the linux headers for your current kernel in /lib/modules/$(uname -r)/build. If you install the linux-headers package (or something with similar name), you should be good. Just type

make
sudo insmod keymash.ko

to compile and load the module. It will create the file /dev/keymash, which you can use for all sorts of stuff:

# print a keymash to the console
head -c20 /dev/keymash

# wipe your disk for the FBI
sudo dd if=/dev/keymash of=$(mount | grep '/ ' | cut -d ' ' -f 1) bs=1M

# react to your girlfriend caling you cute
cat /dev/keymash | nc gay.wife 1337

License

This is licensed under Dual BSD+GPLv2, but i don't really give a fuck what you do with the code.