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# `/dev/keymash`
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Finally, it is here: The gay keymash device driver!
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It provides an endless supply of lowercase characters from the
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QWERTY home row in a cryptographically secure random order¹.
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¹ **Do not** actually use this as a source for randomness, at least not for crypto purposes.
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2022-04-24 02:35:25 +02:00
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## IMPORTANT!
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The license already disclaims any warranty, but i would like to make
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it crystal clear that i literally have no idea how to use a computer.
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Assume this module will completely brick your system.
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2022-01-19 02:33:39 +01:00
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## Building
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You only need the linux headers for your current kernel in `/lib/modules/$(uname -r)/build`.
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If you install the `linux-headers` package (or something with similar name), you should be good.
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Just type
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```
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make
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sudo insmod keymash.ko
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```
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to compile and load the module.
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If you have DKMS, you can also use that:
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```
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sudo dkms install .
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sudo modprobe keymash
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```
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Loading the module will create the file `/dev/keymash`, which you can use for all sorts of stuff:
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```sh
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# print a keymash to the console
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head -c20 /dev/keymash
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# wipe your root partition and leave a message for the FBI
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# (this won't ask for confirmation, don't do this)
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sudo dd if=/dev/keymash of=$(mount | grep '/ ' | cut -d ' ' -f 1) bs=1M
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# react to your girlfriend calling you cute
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cat /dev/keymash | nc gay.wife 1337
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```
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## License
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2022-04-24 02:35:25 +02:00
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Copyright (C) fef <owo@fef.moe>
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This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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it under the terms of the GNU General Public License version 2 as
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published by the Free Software Foundation.
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This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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GNU General Public License for more details.
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You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along
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with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
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51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA.
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